What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:17

What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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